If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

It is impossible to do anything of significance in this world if you are not ready to enjoy success

The business of a seer is to see; and if he involves himself in the kind of God-eclipsing activities which make seeing impossible, he betrays the trust which his fellows have tacitly placed in him.

There is no crueler tyranny than that which is perpetuated under the shield of law and in the name of justice.

Nothing on 'Relapse' and very little on 'Recovery' was produced by me.

The deeper inner teachings are presented to very few because few would understand them. The exoteric teachings are presented to many.

If writing is your practice, the only way to fail is not to write.

When you want to have entertainment, it must be a waste of time. I don't like that. I don't like improvisation being pointless.

I am really, I think, truly an easygoing, positive, fun person.

With Donald Trump, "what you see is just what you get." He is not trying to be politically correct - he doesn't care.

For nothing is more fulfilling than love itself