If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.

I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.

I always said marriage should be a fifty-fifty proposition. He should be at least fifty years old, and have at least fifty-million dollars.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.

I learned in school that money isn’t everything. It’s happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.

To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.

I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?

Love should be an inspiration, not an obligation.

Still amazes me that people spend more time researching a new vehicle than they do the religion they entrust their souls to.

Far places and difficult things do not gently invite people to come to themselves, but they so to say pull people forcefully to themselves with some kind of mystical magnets!

Most problems can be effectively dealt with before they are in full swing.

I have found God to be cordial and generous and in every way easy to live with.

One's too many and a hundred's not enough.

I am not as these are, the poet saithIn youth's pride, and the painter, among menAt bay, where never pencil comes nor pem

UNIX is a user-friendly operating system. It just picks its friends more carefully than others.

Greatness is always built on this foundation: the ability to appear, speak and act, as the most common man.

I don't think I'm cut out for a job where you have to look professionally tidy. I prefer working in my pajamas and taking showers after lunch.

We grow because we struggle, we learn and overcome.