If I wrote something that hadn't really happened, and I tried to sell it, I could go to jail. That's fraud!

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center.

He didn't look like a soldier at all. He looked like a filthy flamingo.

Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.

Perhaps I am the turtle, able to live simply anywhere, even underwater for short periods, with my home on my back.

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

But I don't know how to fight. All I know how to do is stay alive.

Create new avenues in your life by removing toxic people who defeat your purpose.

More or less we are all Selfish. When it's come to Friendship, I do think that fish cant jump onto the ship!

The truth never hurts worse than finding out someone you care about lied to you.

Satan's gotta get along without me. Since I've broke the chain of sin I know for sure that he can't win.

I give thanks that I am now rich, well and happy and that my financial affairs are in divine order. Every day in every way I am growing richer and richer.

I'm the greatest, I'm a bad man, and I'm pretty!

There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it.

It's not just philosophy, not just words; it's knowing how the mind functions; only then can you develop loving-kindness; only then can you become a spiritual person.