If Iraq's weapons are weapons of mass destruction, surely ours are weapons of growth and nurturing.

Don't yell at people. Stand up for what's right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don't take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don't believe what you are told. Fall in love.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

Now, we're Americans. Technically, who is from this country? Only the Indians, who we graciously let dwell on their native casinos.

I love the nightlife. I like to boogie.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

We don't know anything about Scottish history. All we know is that an American guy painted his face blue and somehow they won.

I love animals. I couldn't eat a whole one but I'll split one with you if you want.

You leave white people alone in constant isolation for 2,000 years, and you know what their musical contribution will be? Riverdance!

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

But he had turned, little by little, a disturbance into words, he had made a pillow of old words, for his head.

God loves his work and therefore wills to preserve it. Creation and preservation are two aspects of the one activity of God.

We knew that his retirement would come one day and we both have been planning for it by ensuring the quality of the squad.

I don't really think so much of what kind of man I am. I just do what I like and enjoy, and let other people think what they want.

Culture hides more than it reveals, and strangely enough what it hides, it hides most effectively from its own participants.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

We've learned to fly the air like birds, we've learned to swim the seas like fish, and yet we haven't learned to walk the earth as brothers and sisters

It should be fun introducing kids to fruits and vegetables. If you start young, it will be something that they'll attach to really quickly.

A man who moralizes is a hypocrite, and a woman who does so is invariably plain.

The main thing is dancing, and before it withers away from my body, I will keep dancing till the last moment, the last drop.