If Islam was to be saved, it would be saved by the crazy ones.

If Allah wants to send me a message, he'll do so on the faces of my brothers and sisters.

You know, ” said Jehangir, breaking the silence, “it's only Muslims who use the term 'innovation' to mean something bad.

A Muslim just follows Allah. Sunni-Shiah? That's farga, the groups—Allah discourages this in the Quran, you know, never ever form the groups.

They need a deen that's not your uncle's deen.

It got so bad that Al thoughtmaybe it washimso he went to a shrinkand askedand the shrink said, "you're one of the sanest menI've ever met."poor Al.that made him feelworse than ever.

To be happy, learn to forget and forgive.

Jealousy is the suspicion of one's own inferiority.

I don't walk around talking about my life and spouting my philosophy to people I don't know. I mean, if I get to know them, I'll talk for hours. I guess I like a lower-key scene.

I'm sorry, but were you dropped on your head as an infant?

I fully realize that no wealth or position can long endure, unless built upon truth and justice, therefore, I will engage in no transaction which does not benefit all whom it affects.

If I just concentrate I can walk into memory's store and find the right shelf with the right film and disappear into it.

I've never met anyone who has convinced me to say, "No, I'm not gonna take the next Spielberg film, I think I'll stay here and have a baby." I've never met anyone of that caliber.

It's been a long time since anybody caught me saying something stupid.