If Jarod Kintz was a cat, he'd stalk people silently and deadly. Right now, all he does is bark at them for no good reason, like all the good people do.

The way to be invisible - is to truly be imaginary. But since you cannot imagine yourself, you have to clone your imagination into being an image of yourself. Imagine that.

The NSA may, or may not have rejected the invisible secret operative application form I never even bothered to have sent over to them. I'll never know...

A relationship is a process. If you have nothing to learn - you have a slave to teach. 's why schools are effective.

The only way to efficiently battle evil is to copy enough to know how to counter each argument, yet not enough to believe all the bullshit.

I think she's too single for me, and she thinks I'm with two other people. She also thinks she thinks, I think.

Some people are so much heaven to the square inch that life is simply hell, when she leaves you in order to go south for the winter. (Yes, women are people too, sometimes even threee.)

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible.

Silence is the invisibility of talking. I'd take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I'd take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day, unless it's Tuesday.

When Jarod Kintz gets married, I want to wear his grandpa to the ceremony, telling everyone we're Siamese twins from the future-past. Meow.

To fall in love twice, with the same person, you need to grow another heart. That's all I do in my secret underground laboratory at night...

Suffering often comes from the choices you make. Choose carefully.

Only those who constantly retool themselves stand a chance of staying employed in the years ahead.

The greatest amount of wasted time is the time not getting started.

Trust is like that. You can break it for a good reason. But it still remains broken.

Life is enriched by aspiration and effort, rather than by acquisition and accumulation.

Men mixing with women is like fire mixing with wood.

What God may have enabled me to do is but a repayment of debt, and he who repays a debt deserves no praise.

I was this person with this weird last name from New York that no one had ever heard of. But my screen test I guess, according to him, was the best. So I got the part, which was incredible.

I have searched for my forehead to find a secret writing about my fate and I found no trace of destiny, but my very own decisions!

I don't think there's ever a time where I step back and say I wish I was something different. I'm doing what I love to do.