If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

Memories are bullets. Some whiz by and only spook you. Others tear you open and leave you in pieces.

If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.

Don't talk. Kill it."That might be the sweetest thing a woman's ever said to me on a first date.

Don't drink too much.""When I can spell out your name in shot glasses, I'll stop.""I'll have to get a shorter name.""I'll have to forget how to spell it.

Sometimes, if she simply remained quiet, and let the inadequacy of his excuses reverberate on the air, he became ashamed and backtracked.

Don't you find it a beautiful clean thought, a world empty of people, just uninterrupted grass, and a hare sitting up?

I left Beijing because I wanted to be alone and to forge my own path, but I know now that no path is solitary, we all tread across other people's beginnings and ends.

The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall the desire of knowledge caused men to fall.

New Rule: Someone has to tell Francesco Schettino that embracing a callous policy of "every man for himself" doesn't make you a sea captain. It makes you the Republican nominee.

Adam Sandler is truly brilliant. He plays these goofy characters, but he is a brilliant fellow.

I went and did some things [rehab], and then of course my life didn't change that much [for a while], but I never missed work.

There is a time in science when it's too early to attack a problem. The stuff has to bubble a bit more and you have to be able to have the foundation on which to stand.

The rich. You know why they're so odd? Because they can afford to be.

In my experience flying search-and-rescue missions, the greatest single variable contributing to successful rescues was the preparedness and expertise of the person(s) in distress.