If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

A book is as dangerous as any journey you might take. The person who closes the back cover may not be the same one that opened the front one. Treat them with respect.

I’m sorry for blaming you for everything I just couldn’t do, and I’ve hurt myself by hurting you.

There is a point where political correctness becomes an acid that erodes freedom.

I think that what comes through in Chicago humor is the affection. Even though youre poking fun at someone or something, theres still an affection for it.

No one chair should be isolated.

I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.

Time narrows or expands according to how we approach it. It varies with a man’s breadth, with his heart.

A sociable smile is nothing but a mouth full of teeth.

For all the cynicism that the world contains, people are a little more open to those things that maybe are to do with returning you to some kind of simpler, happier state.

If you ask children in the west where's God, they'd point to the sky. If you ask children in India, they point at themselves.