If Kevin James or Paul Giamatti drop weight, I'm done. I don't want to be the last pudge out there.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatred or ignorance, just look it in the eye and think, 'The good outnumber you, and we always will.'

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

I want to experience as many different tastes, sights, emotions, conflicts, and cultures as possible, so that I can expand the canvas of my memory and enrich my comedy.

Is it bad when you refer to all alcohol as "Pain Go Bye-Bye Juice"?

I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck.

You have to be ruthless with yourself, in terms of being honest about what is working and what is not.

Meal isn't over when I'm full. Meal's over when I hate myself.

I hate all sidekicks.

I identify myself as a stand-up first. Even though lately there's been an explosion of acting on my schedule.

Strive to be faithful to that which God has called you.

Intuition is the soul within the soul.

Sometimes in the contrast of the night, we can best see the glory of God.

It's a huge responsibility to have influence and to steward it in a way that leads to God-honoring leadership.

We need to love people with our deeds AND our words because sharing the Good News is a process, not just an event.

The moon's a powerful mistress. She can reach through any wall or covering and work her wicked charms.

Divorce is not easy, but if you genuinely put your kids first, that dictates the civility you should show each other. What example are you otherwise?

Through much of the last century, America's faith in freedom and democracy was a rock in a raging sea. Now it is a seed upon the wind, taking root in many nations.

Let's be pastors who cast vision that are worth people giving their life for.

Death is woven in with the violets,” said Louis. “Death and again death.”)