If Lady Gaga didn't put on all those outfits, she probably wouldn't have made it in show business. She put a show behind her voice.

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many kids... her uterus fell out!

When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.

If it smells like fish its a dish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone.

Little Boy Blue... he needed the money!

I always just loved women, but more important than loving women, more important than sexual stuff, is I always believed in romance.

I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.

I'll always push myself because that's the journey of life. We do go through things. Some of it's incredibly great and some of it's really bad.

Even as a stage performer, I have my garb which is leather jackets and black jeans to make me feel a certain way. The wardrobe is really important to feeling the character you're playing.

I might do cartoonish sexual jokes, but it's my way of saying what's going on in the world. How people are animals, really.

The whole world has changed, so you just stay current with the world. There's nothing different in my language of how I say things.

Genius or jock, it didn't seem to matter. Boys were born with a gene that kept girls, no matter how smart they might be, from understanding them.

Any person can achieve greatness if they understand the philosophy of success and the steps required to achieve it.

Japan, Germany, South Korea, these are very rich, powerful countries. Saudi Arabia, nothing but money. We Americans protect Saudi Arabia. Why aren't they paying?

Mentally mutilated potential programmers beyond hope of regeneration.

It is in writing of the emotions that style becomes most individual, in moments of passion, betrayal, of life and death.

My only obligation is to keep myself and other people guessing.

Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose.

There are some losses we never get over.

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, singers of songs.

I believe in Christianity, Judaism and Islamism, but I stay away from churches, synagogues and mosques.