If Leekes you like, but do their smell dis-like, Eat Onyons, and you shall not smell the Leeke; If you of Onyons would the scent expell, Eat Garlicke, that shall drowne the Onyons' smell.

Coffee as drunk in England, debilitates the stomach, and produces a slight nausea ... it is usually made from bad Coffee, served out tepid and muddy, and drowned in a deluge of water.

Drunkenness is deplorably destructive, but her demurer sister Gluttony destroys a hundred to her one.

Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?"Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.

By and large, talent is in such short supply that mediocrity can be taken for brilliance rather more than genius can go undiscovered.

Plan to throw one (implementation) away; you will, anyhow.

I've never worked for the sake of working. There's probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it.

There's nothing wrong with wearing a hat and cowboy boots if you want to be a country singer. But when you open your mouth, have something new to say. Have your own style.

A real player is somebody who never gives up, who keeps thinking all the way through, who's scared, (darn) right, but plays through being scared.

You have a humming dodo bird," I said stupidly.

First of all, what in this world does not revolve around money? But money is a big part of film, unlike a lot of other art forms.

If you can't get emotional about what you believe in your heart, you're in the wrong business.

My tribute to mystical, magical trees that the Cherokee called "standing people. . . ."