If Life hands you a lemon, throw it at someone

It's better to have a pocket full of regrets than to never have lived.

Whenever I get upset, I remember that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to stick up your middle finger.

Scars are souvenirs you never lose, the past is never far, did you lose yourself somewhere out there, did you get to be a star, and don't it make you sad to know that life is more than who you are?

I just want you to know who I am.

People who have nothing to say, speak the loudest.

It's such a thrill to perform live. You never know if you're going to get hit with a bottle or a bra.

There are a lot of reasons to be hated in pop culture, and being a straight white male is one of them. In fact, I almost hate me

If you find yourself perplexed, or perhaps in a quandary, remember that human growth is perpendicular. We grow up and we grow forward, we just have to keep on growing steadily in both ways.

You grew up way too fast and now there's nothing to believe; and re-runs all become our history.

Nobody likes to hear a f**king rock star talk about his problems

Fries Before Guys

The cause of nutrition and growth resides not in the organism as a whole but in the separate elementary parts—the cells.

But sometimes, it’s harder to admit to ourselves we want love in our lives than it is to keep living without it.

I enjoy the drawing more than the writing, so I try to think of ideas that will allow me to develop the visual side of the strip as fully as possible.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

Singing someone else's songs is like keeping your clothes on.

The only guy who was at all helpful as a producer was Sam Spiegel with On the Waterfront. He's one of the few who even knows what he's doing.

What I say is, a town isn't a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it's got a bookstore it knows it's not fooling a soul.

If global warming is because of weather changes - which a lot of people believe - there's not much we can do to change the weather pattern.

A boycott would send a clear message to Yahoo shareholders and other companies which cheerfully sacrifice human rights in return for a cut of the Chinese market.