If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.

We call ourselves a free nation, and yet we let ourselves be told what cabs we can and can't take by a man at a hotel door, simply because he has a drum major's uniform on.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it.

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There is no such place as Budapest. Perhaps you are thinking of Bucharest, and there is no such place as Bucharest, either.

Masters and highly successful people are in a romantic relationships with their work

Our life stories are largely constructed and without mindfulness can prove destructive.

Both faith and fear may sail into your harbor, but only allow faith to drop anchor.

People are rarely diabolic or bent enthusiastically on evil. As a rule, they are only weak; they cannot resist temptation and thus give way to their evil drives.

Hunger makes hard beans sweet.

This is a very insulting tribute But take it in good heart Congratulations Mom and Dad You've reached Silver together...apart Lots of love etc

A man should believe in God through faith, not because of miracles.

I'm vulnerable most when I'm in love.

Americans have two ardent passions; the love of liberty, and love of distinction.

If Tim Duncan had Knicks on his jersey, he'd be a god.