If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

A man like Verdi must write like Verdi.

One of the things that has been truly incredible to observe though, is the amount of venture investment that has gone into early stage security technology.

If you want your children to be smart, tell them stories. If you want them to be really smart, tell them more stories. If you want your children to be brilliant, tell them even more stories.

One of the greatest joys in life is watching a child laugh

One of the things that Africa needs, everybody seems to agree, is some measure of debt relief.

I was concerned about doing a sequel and repeating myself. That was before I read the script.

I don't think I'm funny.

Music is one of the only inanimate things we have left. It can still be mystical, magical and awe-inspiring

The body without soul is no longer at the sacrifice. At the day of death it come to rebirth. The divine spirit will make the soul rejoice seeing the eternity of the world.

Those who give up on their dreams shouldn't influence you to give up on yours.