[If Republicans] got to put their kids into public school. They got to take public health. They would become libertarian faster than you could say Ayn Rand.

A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.

People ask me what I am politically and I've previously offered this equation: I became a conservative by being around liberals. And I became a libertarian after being around conservatives.

If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.

The great thing about being rich is, you can embrace practices that kill the poor - that's what socialism does.

When you talk about Islamic terror. You go, oh, you're an Islamic - you're Islamophobic because you besmirching all Muslims. No. I'm talking about Islamic terror.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

Military simulation is an important way of training people for an emergency

Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.

I want to make a positive point of Ikea. It makes income inequality a minor distraction.

Listen to the sunset...see its pretty hue... When you see it, think of me...and I'll think of you...

All cats are gray in the dark. And besides, her actions have less to do with her, and everything to do with you.

Work hard in the day

There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle; you can live as if everything is a miracle.

It doesn't have to make sense, it just has to sound like it does.

Yo, you 14-carat gold slum computer wizard, Tappin' inside my rap vein causes blizzards!

Leave a mark they can't erase, neither space nor time.

I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.

It's the way he says my name: like music.

Consequences of acting in Donald Trump's usual egocentric, "I make the rules," way can be quite dangerous for all of us.