If Scotland and America go to war, I'm afraid I've already sworn in.

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!

I used to psych myself up before the show and now I do the complete opposite: I psych myself down. It's 12:30 at night, you don't want some guy yelling at you. You want some guy just talking to you.

From 1934 to 1963, the biggest criminals in America ended up on Alcatraz. Nowadays they end up on Wall Street.

I think when you become a parent you go from being a star in the movie of your own life to the supporting player in the movie of someone else's.

A new survey says one in three adults will be dressing up for Halloween. As for me, I'm not going to do anything. I'm going as Congress.

This story is true. Of course, there are many lies therein and most of it did not happen, but it's all true. In that sense it is deeply religious, perhaps even biblical.

There's something spiritual in hard work. Spirituality isn't all aromatherapy and scented candles.

There's something I believe wholeheartedly: Cynicism is the true refuge of the pseudo-intellectual, .. Cynicism is easy. Joy is an extremely advanced spiritual and intellectual tenet.

HD doesn't mean anything to me. It's a technical thing. It's like demographics. A lot of people know about it.

I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

I fear for the safety and well-being of our children.

In silence you shall face self...and have respect.

You know how many there are. You can't convince them and you can't kill 'em. You can only do your best in the opposite direction...

Man is born broken. He lives by mending. The grace of God is glue

Can you even imagine not hugging?

Marriage isn't a tram. It doesn't have to get anywhere.

The mind of man is more intuitive than logical, and comprehends more than it can coordinate.

For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

I don't like kids that are pushed into things by stage mums, but when I can see they are having a good time, they're excited and enjoying the process, then I think it's wrong to discriminate.

What I do with my kids is I tell them I love them every day, but also I tell them the truth.