If Stalin ever told me to urinate, I'm not sure I'd be able to.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

I have had time to analyze my feelings. I am certain that they are totally neurotic, sexist, silly, and a big waste of time.

I was proud of the waves I had made, but wondered how many boats I was supposed to rock.

Miss Child is never bashful with butter.

Spanking and verbal criticism have become, to many parents, more important tools of child rearing than approval.

The establishment people tell us that if the workers wanted to share the profits, it was called communism. When management wants to share profits, it's called a bonus.

The House looks like more fun. It's like the Donahue show. The Senate is like one of those Sunday morning public service programs.

The system of volunteerism is divisive. It pits one charity against the others for the charity dollar.

I think the idea of creating a television news source that is not beholden to corporate interests is nirvana.

We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever.

Rhino-mounted Bantu shock troops could have overthrown the Roman Empire. It never happened.

Always have a plan, but be prepared to change it at any given moment.

Each betrayal begins with trust.

I was never very good at exams, having a poor memory and finding the examination process rather artificial, and there never seemed to be enough time to follow up things that really interested me.

We are trying to pick the next president, not review the birth of the current president.

Soccer is simple... you just need to have the right mentality, fighting in every game, in every practice and for every ball.

What am I most ashamed of in my life? Not keeping my promise to my sister and being too scared of America to attend her funeral.

Our joy does not have to be based on our circumstances.

A foolish picture I live in disgust, degradation being eaten by lust.