If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Ladies, if you want a happy marriage, then do whatever your husband tells you without questioning his authority.

The holy people delights in the Lord.

As long as I can dream, I will dream of you.

He who hesitates is last.

My mother had a look on her face that I'll never forget. It was one of complete despair and horror, for losing Bing, for being so foolish as to think she could use faith to change fate.

Knowledge does not enrich us; it removes us more and more from the mythic world in which we were once at home by right of birth.

Positively, the best thing a man can have to do, is nothing, and next to that perhaps — good works.

What I do isn't black music, it's just my music.

Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now.

The essence of competitiveness is liberated when we make people believe that what they think and do is important - and then get out of their way while they do it.

If our planes were shot down, yes, they's wake me right away. If the other fellows' were shot down, why wake me up?