If a 6 foot tall talking Badger comes to your door with a great deal on health insurance, be certain to ask if it includes in-patient psychiatric care.

Women do not lie about their age. In fact, no woman ever has, its just that memory is the first thing to go.

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.

Word of advice - never ask a terrorist the question 'What would you do for a Klondike bar?'.

Son, my dad said, every man needs a bitter, resentful woman in his life. Because there's nothing more touching to a mother's heart than to know that her son thinks of her constantly.

Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor.

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball.

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I honor the divine on a daily basis, but I want to know that the greatest magick in my life is living authentically with what I have and can do.

No animals needs to die in order for me to live. And that makes me feel good.

I was born in Morocco and lived there until I was 13; I'm really proud of my heritage.

The body is the one thing you can't fake; it's just got to be there.

I'm still really into set design and construction when I do films. I notice that stuff.

Culture and education are the lethal weapons against all kinds of fundamentalism.

God created the visible world so that, through its visible objects, men could understand his spiritual teachings and the marvels of his wisdom

It doesn't really matter how fast you're going if you're heading in the wrong direction.

I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.

In Bengal, Hindus are known to crack jokes at the expense of their gods and goddesses and that's what I did.