If a Greek woman tells you to do something, you do it.

Call me a proud American, if you want, but I truly believe that no other nation on Earth possesses the capabilities to put on a more powerful display of underwater mermaid patriotism.

Natives of the Florida Keys often refer to themselves as Conchs, and for good reason: They have been drinking.

Great journey, great joy.

Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red.

What's the most offensive is not their lying- one can always forgive lying- lying is a delightful thing, for it leads to truth- what is offensive is that they lie and worship their own lying....

I look better feel better make love better and I'll tell you something else ... I never lied better.

Because that's what intimacy is: It's a willingness to be vulnerable, a willingness to bite my tongue and a willingness to set an example of what I believe in.

Not only does beauty fade, but it leaves a record upon the face as to what became of it.

One can write, think and pray exclusively of others; dreams are all egocentric.

God has not had an identity crisis. He knows that he is Great and deserves to be the center of our lives.

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today.

Do not fear or misunderstand when the Government say they are looking to our defences. I give you my word that there will be no great armaments.