If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

Keep your eyes on the prize and know that the trials are only for a while, so smile.

Affirmation: My Father/Mother God is embracing me and holding me so tightly that nothing can stop nor touch me.

The bond of love is divine.

Let mourning stop when one's grief is fully expressed.

Writers are what they write, also what they fail to write.

I believe that all fiction is personal and all writing is at some level personal.

I have to give props to my stunt double, who is the real deal and gets to do all the fun stuff and make me look good.

I had no idea that being your authentic self could make me as rich as I've become. If I had, I'd have done it a lot earlier.

I have too many clothes, I have too many options.

The unexpected may annoy us, but may also wake us up.