If a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't bump his behind every time he hopped.

Only in America can you find so many angry people claiming to love their country, while hating almost anyone in it.

You sign an agreement; you make a contract, you live up to it. You never get what you deserve. You get what you negotiate. You got a right to say yay or nay.

If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce.

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.

Only in America could a Don King happen.

Only in America can a Barack Obama happen. Only in America can a Don King happen.

I had a moment of religious epiphanosity.

If you cast your bread upon the water and you have faith, you'll get back cash. If you don't have faith, you'll get soggy bread.

I never cease to amaze myself. And I say this humbly

I'm a promoter of the people for the people and by the people and my magic lies in my people ties.

All writers pen sad stories to garner sympathy, writing is after all for the abandoned of the society: the ink-leech, spewing black blood and sucking innocent souls.

I have been amongst the best players in the world for 8 years. None at that level played as many ties as I did.

My husband calls me 'catfish.' He says I'm all mouth and no brains.

People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.

I respect Sarah Palin. I appreciate her and her husband enormously. I think she will continue to play a major role in the future of the Republican Party.

When love beckons to you, follow him, Though his ways are hard and steep.

in the city at best one lives the life of others, the life of the shop, the street, the crowd, while in the country one must live one's own life.

I'd rather climb 14a and eat whatever I want than climb 14d and measure out my food.

You need to be smart about what you put in your body.

Blessed be God, I not only begin praying when I kneel down, but I do not leave off praying when I rise up.