If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.

Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.

By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Punctuality is one of the cardinal business virtues: always insist on it in your subordinates.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

Publishing a volume of verse is like dropping a rose petal down the Grand Canyon and waiting for the echo.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

A fierce unrest seethes at the core, of all existing things:, it was the eager wish to soar, that gave the gods their wings.

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.

I see the beauty in you, and the darkness. Both are brilliant.

Your blessings are immeasurable. .

In the progressive growth of astronomy, physics or mechanical science was developed, and when this had been, to a certain degree, successfully cultivated, it gave birth to the science of chemistry.

Begin accepting the gift now, and have every beautiful and good thing in life — and then share.

Live free, dream loud, be inspired, find your power.

We did not pass the ball... we couldn't have found our front two with radar.

States care about relative wealth, because economic might is the foundation of military might.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

To fear the Lord is to be overwhelmed with wonder before the greatness of God and his love.