If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

A fool lies here who tried to hustle the East.

Trying Will Not Lead Into Actions, You Have To Do It

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

Difficulties should act as a tonic. They should spur us to greater exertion.

A picture means I know where I was every minute. That's why I take pictures. It's a visual diary.

In a couple of years, I'll be the most glamorous woman, hopefully.

Real philosophy seeks rather to solve than to deny.

Vertue and a Trade are the best portion for Children.

But you can make good radio, interesting radio, great radio even, without an urgent question, a burning issue at stake.

If there was two birds sitting on a fence, he would bet you which one would fly first.