If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

Posting your thoughts on any social media site is like telling you most deeply held secret to the town gossip. Not a wise move.

One deed from a sage achieves more than a thousand deeds from warriors.

Desire nothing, give up all desires and be happy.

Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.

I have a million story-lines for 'Revenge' and they never listen to me.

The true Christian does not need to be reminded that he has a crucified Master. He often thinks of Him.

I got so into moisturizing, my skin started overproducing oil. That's my story. There's a lot to talk about, for sure.

There is no escaping from ourselves. The human dilemma is as it has always been, and we solve nothing fundamental by cloaking ourselves in technological glory.

Gymnastics is not only a good thing to live by, but it is important to understand how it does help you in life.

The magnificent cause of being, The imagination, the one reality In this imagined world.