If a corporation shuts down and leaves, liberals don't care. It gives them an enemy, it gives them a villain, they love to criticize them and it's got people in need, people out of work.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

So much of how we think, feel, and live depends on our vision-what we choose to see in any given situation.

You do not realize what can happen when you liberate a mind from what society calls reason.

If Everything’s a Rush, Nothing Is

Happiness is ... usually attributed by adults to children and by children to adults.

The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns.

Everyone understands cards and relates to it. They have them in their homes and in their hands, so it makes them very accessible.

I am who I am despite what America has put before me. I am who I am despite the obstacles that we have all faced based upon race and based upon social and spiritual humiliation.

I can't think that it would be terrible of me to say - and it is occasionally true - that I need physics more than friends.

I love reinventing my music and myself as well, and that's something my fans love about me.

Late night writing is also good, too, but in New York, you've got neighbors. I try to be a good neighbor.