If a drug has anything going for it at all, it should be self-limiting. It should tell you when you've had enough.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I wasn’t about to tell him that I never said anything to anyone who teased me. I just went along with it like it was my joke too. I wanted everyone to like me…

Writers aren't exactly people, they're a bunch of people trying to be one person.

Never say you will pray about a thing pray about it.

Character is made of duty and love and sympathy, and, above all, of living and working for others.

I like to do a lot of cardio.

Giving back involves a certain amount of giving up.

You don't always have to be doing something. The most of something that you can do sometimes is to be in the present doing nothing.

I will not have the power of nonviolence to be underestimated in order to cover my limitations or weaknesses.

Upon graduation, in the yearbook I was voted "Most likely to succeed." which I know was credited to my artistic achievements.

I'm like it's - it's like taking out whatever you have in your fridge and putting it in a bowl and eating it.