If a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk into a bar, you wait for the punch line. At Private Eye, when a faerie, a vampire, and a demon walk through the door, it’s just another day at the office.

Well, I've always wanted to call my son

Water belongs to us all. Nature did not make the sun one person's property, nor air, nor water, cool and clear.

Who has seen the wind? Neither you nor I but when the trees bow down their heads, the wind is passing by.

If you're going to kill yourself just do me one favor: say it was because of my act. Can you do that? I need the press.

I’m not in this sport to see how hard I can get hit or to see how many big punches I can take. I am in this game to fight as long as I can. I am trying to dish a lot of punishment.

If someone confronts you about draining them it could be a "double reverse." They are draining you and accuse you instead of draining them, just to throw you off.

I feel like my purpose on earth is to help other people and give good advice about some of the same things I have gone through.

For hundreds of thousands of years I have been dust-grains floating and flying in the will of the air, often forgetting ever being in that state, but in sleep I migrate back.

I don't make movies with the idea that people are going to walk out of them feeling comfortable or better about themselves or more secure in their own biases or opinions.