If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.

No one knows anything. You're going to make mistakes and you're going to do things that people think are stupid. You can't sit there and go, "I never want to make a mistake."

It's not like you get up on stage and you're immediately a genius. It takes a long time. So, don't be discouraged.

A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world.

Comedy is incredibly hard. You have to be loose. You have to be not afraid to fail.

Growing up in Oklahoma, there wasn't much to do. Play sports, do a lot of drugs, or read and watch movies, which is what I did.

Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.

All the stories have to do with emotion. Emotion is driving everything.

I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing.

Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television.

If you can't forgive yourself, you think you're never going to be able to forgive yourself.

Discover your gift if you don’t want to live the life of an ordinary person

When you demand perfection within yourself, you become more fallible.

When small men attempt great enterprises, they always end by reducing them to the level of their mediocrity.

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct.

I love my girlfriend to bits. I'd never do anything to hurt her.

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.

When energy speeds up there is no space for playing small, and nothing can remain hidden.

Globalizing a bad thing makes it worse. But globalizing a good thing is usually good.

When we serve the poor and the sick we serve Jesus. We must not fail to help our neighbors, because in them we serve Jesus.

We love being in love, that's the truth on't.