If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with a baseball bat.

If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot.

In my first video diary I explained my love for women who have a taste in carrots. Since then, I have received plenty of carrots. Now I also have a keen interest in women who like Lamborghinis.

Live life for the moment, because everything else is uncertain.

And I'd marry you, Harry. Because it rhymes.

I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.

Always be nice to people. Whatever how bad they are to you. To show them you are not like them.

Fans always tell me I'm beautiful, but no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Even if there's a tiny tiny chance, isn't that worth going for it?

If you want to do something, Go for it you've got nothing to loose.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he's a fungi!

The sweetness of this life is found in remembering Allah; the sweetness of the next life will be found in seeing Him.

These sociologists who talk to facilely about the sacred are like a man who keeps a toothless old circus lion around the house in order to experience the thrills of the jungle.

You don't have to own a TV network to go out and do a cool show.

The word of God teaches that Christians suffer in order that they might glorify God in their lives.

You have to love with an open hand. The heart is like a bird and you have to let this bird fly freely, you cannot possess it.

People who truly follow the Way would do well to conceal the fact that they are Buddhists.

The voice of the majority is no proof of justice.

Religions vary in their degree of idiocy, but I reject them all.

The day may come when the rest of the animal creation may acquire those rights which never could have been withholden from them but by the hand of tyranny.

Wow, I'm being shot at from both sides. That means I *must* be right.