If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember.

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

We die a day at a time

Just live life. That's the best way to learn how to act. Just live.

Seriously, I do not think I am fit for the Presidency.

He was dressed as if everything he wore had come from different stores or from a rummage sale, except that the crease in his trousers was sharp and his shoes were shined.

How easy it is to tell tales!

Dogmation is puppyism come to its full growth.

Believe me, nothing is more beautiful than to carry out crazy ideas. I'd like my whole life to be one single crazy idea.

What innocence, may I ask, is being played here when it is known that this virtuous damsel has already got a dozen illegitimate children?

Your greatest asset is your learning ability. The ordinary stroke their egos - the exceptional polishes their craft

I'm going to go to school. It doesn't matter what the outcome is as long as I did it. I can say I did it.