If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was.

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

I was a ballerina. I had to quit after I injured a groin muscle. It wasn't mine.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half.

Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly.

I started balding at age 17 and after first being sad, I really embraced it.

Everybody goes through a period where you're fighting a lot, I think. Sometimes that can be a good thing for your relationship. That conflict can lead to making up.

I love humanity, it's people I don't like.

Requiem has been controversial because people dont feel I gave it closure.

Consciousness is the foundation of all thinking; and thinking is the foundation of all consciousness.

I believe that you can change a life with just one word.

When I grew up in Flatbush, 'we played football, stickball and baseball all the time, right out there on the city streets. Football was my favorite.

You fight and fight. Get every ball back, run every ball down and never, ever doubt.