If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Birds Fly in the Sky, because they don't know how to Cry! They know just one thing, to Sing!

If the pieces do not fit into your puzzle...Try a different picture

I rarely think of poetry as something I make happen; it is more accurate to say that it happens to me. Like a summer storm, a house afire, or the coincidence of both on the same day.

Occasionally, I just need to escape from my work or be reminded of the comparative bliss of my own life, so I pick up a novel.

If the majority holds some thing of value, you can be certain it has none.

Hillary Clinton hates Julian Assange, she is just an adversary of internet freedom.

Others abide our question. Thou art free. We ask and ask. Thou smilest and art still, Out-topping knowledge.

I never have, but I would love to pick R. Kelly's brain.

As you do your work, you discover what you love to do.

Memory is a stopgap for humans, for whom time flies and what is passed is passed.