If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy himself.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

You must go to the school or to the books or on the field because knowledge doesn't come to you, you must go to the knowledge.

Tell your story to inspired other people to rise up and live their dreams.

I will tell you a story, one I used to tell to a little boy with dark hair. A silent boy who rarely laughs, who listened more closely than I realized. A boy who had a name and not a title

You are what you eat.

Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you’re done. —T-SHIRT

I have a certain pool of subject matter that I like to write about, things that interest me: politics, religion, ecology, and relationships between men and women. And that's usually what I focus on.

I had, of course, no model for that sort of woman being married, but I can make that up as I go along.

Courage lies in being oneself, in showing complete independence, in loving what one loves, in discovering the deep roots of one's feelings.

It is a special kind of homelessness to be evicted from your dreams.

I wish you would notice that you are heterosexual.