If a manager of mine ever said someone was indispensable, I'd fire him.

Good stockbrokers are a dime a dozen, but good shortstops are hard to find.

I always wanted to be a player, but I never had the talent to make the big leagues. So I did the next best thing: I bought a team.

You are an original masterpiece

The thought of the moment is a spark of divinity.

Love is the greatest gift

Forgiveness is not about forgetting. It is about letting go of another person's throat.

Delay is not a help-mate. The cemetary is full of people who thought they could DO IT tomorrow. Do It Now!

Protect your garden. Some come as weeds disguised as flowers.

It is no disgrace to start all over; it is usually an opportunity.

Saintliness is also a temptation.

A pedestal is the most insidious prison ever devised.

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?