If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

When you have nothing to lose you become the owner of everything.

We have no rational evidence that there exits another world, but we have a clear feeling that man does not exist only to produce and to consume.

Ultimately, I believe the only secret to a happy marriage is choosing the right person. Life is a series of choices, right?

It's ok for people to feel bad about the wrong things they've done.

Being a good parent will necessarily break our hearts as we watch a child grow and eventually choose their own way, even through many of the same heartbreaks we have traversed.

Honor is like an island, rugged and without a beach; once we have left it, we can never return.

In the end, I play a lot of friends and I really think it's about time that some ethnic girls get out there in the lead part. So we're developing something.

I'd never worked in fashion or retail. I just needed an undergarment that didn't exist.

If you don't require the journey to be easy or comfortable or safe, you can change the world.

I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors.