If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I get a lot of work done in my dreams and I don't want to take anybody else's work with me.

Just by being ourselves we are borne toward a destiny far beyond anything we could imagine.

If there be one righteous person, the rain falls for his sake.

Journalism is popular, but it is popular mainly as fiction. Life is one world, and life seen in the newspapers is another.

The message is that ultimate meaning is to be found in this present moment, infusing our everyday lives, here and now.

Ray Illingworth is relieving himself in front of the pavilion.

Each day is a start of a new adventure, and I eagerly look forward to today.

If you do not transform your pain, you will always transmit it.

Desire may be compared to a minute seed. It is like a big banyan tree growing out of a seed, which is no bigger than a dot.

Women do not often have it in their power to give like men, but they forgive like Heaven.