If a restaurant fumbles once I don't have to hold it against them, anyone can have a bad night.

I have like 10 different processes I go to. My favorite one is to just go to an obscure neighborhood I haven't been to in decades and just wander around.

I pre-screen restaurants because my objective is to never have a bad meal, and I get pretty close to that.

If I go into a restaurant and the food sucks I feel so depressed I just want to carve it in my wrist with the butter knife.

You can't write about a horrible restaurant - if it's a Ma & Pa restaurant no one wants to see you kick Ma & Pa in the chops.

It is a light thing for whoever keeps his foot outside trouble to advise and counsel him that suffers.

In all planning you make a list and you set priorities.

Having come to realize in the first stage of meditation that we are not our bodies, in the second stage we make an even more astounding discovery; we are not our minds either.

My mom drove like Britney Spears with the steering wheel and me right here [in her lap]. I'm fine, I turned out okay.

I didn't work very much when they were young, and I had the luxury to be able to do that. Most people can't.

To prejudge other men's notions before we have looked into them is not to show their darkness but to put out our own eyes.

You are truly Satan's sequined spawn.

Whenever I am with energetic young people, I feel like a recharged battery.

Popularity is the one insult I have never suffered.

My parents were my worst audience.