If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.

He looks like a greyhound, but he runs like a bus.

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.

I don't think I can play any other way but all out . . . I enjoy the game so much because I'm putting so much into it.

I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

Even today, if the Royals win six games all year, if they're going to go 6-156, I hope they beat the Yankees six times.

Old third basemen become first basemen, and old first basemen become designated hitters.

I am not too serious about anything. I believe you have to enjoy yourself to get the most out of your ability. I can take the criticism with the accolades. Neither affects me.

I was scared everyday I put on the uniform.

There's nothing like Opening Day. There's nothing like the start of a new season. I started playing baseball when I was seven years old and quit playing when I was 40, so it's kind of in my blood.

A woman will be elected President before Wade Boggs is called out on strikes. I guarantee that.

Infinite knowledge, infinite vision, infinite energy of the Soul is in the same state even today. The Soul has never been a sinner. The Soul is absolutely pure.

It takes real planning to organize this kind of chaos.

The economy is not removed from the way you live out your private life.

You play the hand you're dealt. I think the game's worthwhile.

Grief, when it comes, is nothing like we expect it to be.

You do things so fast, you end up having so many different lifestyles all in one short time.

The first time you find yourself having a conversation about moss stitch with a group of people who aren't desperately trying to escape you ... it's like coming home.

I think when the music and the product is amazing, people buy it.

God and His Priest and King,...make up a heaven of our misery.

This fell sergeant, Death, Is strict in his arrest.