If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

When you have something this good, you keep it. Forever. And that's all the magic there is to it.

Experience is a supreme teacher, but experience is not something that can be taught. It has to be learned through choice and consequence.

Well, I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell how to do what I want to do.

My role models are Bettie Page and Mia Kirshner. Every day when Mia comes to work she raises the bar for us all.

I find it odd that people take me seriously.

He (Dave Brower) is an emotionalist in an age of dangerous reason.

My heart is in the coffin there with Caesar

Any assessment of where we stand in relationship to Him tells us that we do not stand at all. We kneel.

In all advanced industrial societies, education has become the single most important vehicle of upward mobility.

I feel bad for people in wheelchairs and people who have to use crutches.