If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near forty.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.

So, to say Barack Obama is progress is saying that he's the first black person that is qualified to be president. That's not black progress. That's white progress.

Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options.

The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s hope America keeps producing nicer white people.

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

Smart is knowing if you're dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to people that are smarter than you.

You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best rapper is white.

Worldly relationships are not true [are not real] it is a ‘business arrangement’.

To understand the nature of the people one must be a prince, and to understand the nature of the prince, one must be of the people

Gefarhrgeist excelled at convincing themselves. It was their greatest strength and most terrible weakness.

I will never to the end of my days ever begin to understand my fellow human beings.

It matters not whether these weapons of ours are humane: if they gain us our freedom, they are justified before our conscience and before our God.

There are many who stay away from church these days because you hardly ever mention God any more.

Chicago actors are hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're self-demanding.

Every good work has to face opposition, and the reaction of the opposition offered always helps the work.

There is a forgotten, nay almost forbidden word, which means more to me than any other. That word is England.