If a woman were about to proceed to her execution, she would demand a little time to perfect her toilet.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

We all know interspecies romance is weird.

People need to realise what real happiness and success is, because success as an actor is fleeting. You can be up there one day and gone the next.

I am used to being beautiful. I have been beautiful for so long that it is an essential part of me. I would not be the same spiritually if I had not been beautiful.

I cannot be with someone who takes pleasure in inflicting pain on me, someone who can't love me

I don't wanna get old and stagnant and hang around.

Remember Tupperware? That was the toughest stuff ever. Why can't they make a phone out of Tupperware?

I refuse to let adversity allow me to be average.

What about snipers?" I once asked someone. He said, "Oh, most of the snipers have automatic weapon. They arent very accurate.

If I spit, they will take my spit and frame it as great art.

You have a right to have a feather duster. If anyone breaks in, you can make sure they're really clean as they're robbing your house.