If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

The older I get, the faster I was.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.

They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.

There's only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don't have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn't take your life that serious.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Creativity is thinking up new things. Innovation is doing new things.

Resistance to change" is our fine ability to create reasons to crib and criticize.

I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual,' - Magnus Bane

So you see, movies are really another dimension.

I don't feel like I have the intelligence to really inhabit a consistently high level of prose.

Charlie Parker lifted jazz music off the dance floor and into the stratosphere!

No matter what you got, the blues is there

When you design a collection, you have to start with what you love and what you believe in. Unless you do that, you can't stand behind it, so there's no point in doing it.

Triple 6 Mafia and Mystikal in Atlanta was one of my first shows. I remember how sweaty and smashed up everybody was, and it was so punk rock.