If all the Atheists & Agnostics left America, they'd lose 93% of The National Academy of Sciences & less than 1% of the prison population.

The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.

I've never worked out what the moral of Humpty Dumpty is. I can only think of: Don't sit on a wall, if you're an egg.

The existence of God is not subjective. He either exists or he doesn’t. It’s not a matter of opinion. You can have your own opinions. But you can’t have your own facts.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful and difficult for others. The same applies when you are stupid.

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

Famous people are above the law.

Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.

It's better to create something that others criticise than to create nothing and criticise others. Go create, have fun!!

Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.

Telling someone with depression to pull themselves together is about as useful as telling someone with cancer to just stop having cancer

Instead of us to rely on the strength and ability God has given us we hope for favor and help from God and people then do nothing.

From the catbird seat, I've found poetry to be the necessary utterance it has always been in America.

Ask yourself every couple of minutes, 'Can I go harder? Can I do more?' You've got so much power. Show me.

Maybe self-improvement isn't the answer, maybe self-destruction is the answer.

To match the shoes with the jacket is fey. To match the shoes with the hat is taste.

I came into adult life equipped with an essentially romantic ethic.

If you are writing any book about the end of the world, what you are really writing about is what's worth saving about it.

As is the business of tailors to make clothes and cobblers to make shoes, so it is the business of Christians to pray.

The blowing thing is something that you either have a predilection for or not. And I don't have that thing. It was just unsanitary. I couldn't do it. I am a complete germaphobe.

Computers are useless - all they can give you are answers.