If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much.

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it.

The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself.

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage.

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.

Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself.

Books are more honest than the world. If you want to understand people, listen to what they make up.

Our greatest motivation in life comes from not knowing the future.

There' s nothing good in war. Except its ending.

Someone invent a NO LIFE alert so you can push a button and tons of people show up and hang out with you.

When we know beyond any doubt that we already speak the feeling language of prayer, we awaken that part of us that can never be stolen, lost, or taken away. This is the secret mode of prayer.

I’ve carved the puppet, and I manipulate the strings, but while it’s on stage, the show belongs to the puppet.

Anything that got to do with a pig, I ain't eatin'.

I think I'm nervous to sign on to any job.

Whatever we treasure for ourselves separates us from others; our possessions are our limitations.

Dreams have as much influences as actions.