If an original piece of wardrobe came up from Star Wars, I'd probably spend a lot of money on it.

There's a domino effect with certain things you say.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.

We had a week off in the middle of shooting, but as soon as everyone stopped, we all went down with six different types of flu and other unmentionable diseases.

With stand-up you've just got that one chance. Audiences can be quite fickle.

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I love the way my weight fluctuates in the newspapers. It was 18 stone and then people look at a bad picture of me and add a few more stone on. I think the highest was 22 stone.

They look outside the windows of their apartment in town and realize they're not living in a terrace anymore. This is a room full of dreamers who like to go to London for a day.

An Attitude of Gratitude Delivers to you the Altitude of Beatitudes

It's not how many friends you can count, it's how many of those you can count on.

I am not Nigerian because I was born in Nigeria but because Nigeria was born in me.

No thoroughly occupied man was ever yet very miserable.

Work is work, but family is for life. That's what really matters to me.

In one-act pieces there should be only rubbish - that is their strength.

The best teacher of children, in brief, is one who is essentially childlike.

I really didn't have any childhood. When you don't know where you are going to sleep for the night.. or find food.. you can't think with the mind of a child. You have to think with the mind of a man.

Heroes are born to be troublemakers.

I need that on stage. I need a burst of life. That's entertainment for me.