If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.

I feel like dying when I'm helpless

I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.

Humor is the truth wit is an exaggeration of the truth.

You smell good, " he whispered into my neck. He was warm against me. Instinctively, I arched back into him and smiled. "Really?" "Mmm-hmm. Delicious. Like bacon.

There would be a general reclaiming of fallen buttons and misplaced spectacles, of neighbors and kin, till time and error and accident were undone, and the world became comprehensible and whole.

Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.

I believe that when you put a smile out there, you get a smile back.

The ultimate test of the value of a political system is whether it helps that society to establish conditions which improve the standard of living for the majority of its people.

Thursday? Oh no, it can't be! It's too gruesome.

Man is all symmetry, Full of proportions, one limb to another.

I have no religion, but if I were to choose one, it would be that of Shariati's.

People are just the same. They like me if they need me, but once I'm useless, they abandon me. To survive, I need to be useful

Heaven? That has no hold over me.