If anybody ever dares to compare Bob Dole to Clinton, then they're comparing a criminal to an honest man.

I feel kind of like the black sheep in Congress, but here I am.

People underestimate me, but I've always been a stretch runner.

Don't cling to fame. You're just borrowing it. It's like money. You're going to die, and somebody else is going to get it.

People have said to me, 'You can't write songs. You can't play an instrument.' But I've got 10 gold records.

We all love the environment, but we have placed creatures above people. A rat is a rat.

With all due respect to lawyers, it's wonderful that you have this intricate knowledge. You break down words to the nth degree. And sometimes I find it rather disgusting. And it goes on and on.

We must get rid of the IRS. It's a bureaucracy fraught with totalitarianism.

Put your ego aside and play as a team.

Cher wanted to be an entertainer more than I've seen anybody want to be an entertainer in my life.

I'm not homophobic, I'm not a bigot, I'm not pandering to hatred.

Greatness has never been a product of a mind that sees itself as being very unlucky in life.

Every day in America, about 25,000 people buy a quarter-inch drill. But nobody in America wants a quarter-inch drill. What they want are holes.

I was just wondering if you'd come along to hold up my head when my head won't hold on.

I find my greatest strengths in wanting ti be strong. I find my greatest bravery in deciding to be brave.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

Reading music is something that's inherently hateful to me. It makes music like mathematics.

The 'perfect marriage' of food and wine should allow for infidelity".

The interior of the house personifies the private world; the exterior of it is part of the outside world.

If we are the greatest nation the sun ever shone upon, it would seem to be mainly because we have been able to goad our wage-earners to this pitch of frenzy.

I am not a person and I am not an animal. There is something I am here for something I must do before I can go.