If anyone can show me ... that there is any reason - other than fear - to believe in any version of an afterlife, I'll give you my piano, one of my legs, and my wife.

Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.

Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.

It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.

Love without evidence is stalking.

You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.

The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief; it is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.

Define yourself by what you love.

I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me

There is no pain and there are no sorrows. They no longer have permission to live in my today or my tomorrow.

If you are a kind and a peaceful person, you will see yourself when you look at an elegant flower!

Oh, how magical it will be to have winter come every year.

As for earthquakes, though they were still formidable, they were so interesting that men of science could hardly regret them.

I met a congressman who claimed that he could introduce me to two people who saw Amelia Earhart.

Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so irritating.

The difference between Hitler's speeches and Churchill's speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.

If you accept your limitations you go beyond them.

And I offer you this parable: Not a few who sought to cast out their devil entered into the swine themselves.

Aglionby Academy was the number one reason Blue had developed her two rules: One, stay away from boys because they were trouble. And two, stay away from Aglionby boys, because they were bastards.