If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.

When in doubt, freak 'em out.

I look spooky but I’m really nice.

If I had to pick between Heaven and Hell, I'd pick Hell, because I can't keep white clean.

Never feel guilty. Don't hold yourself back by guilt or fear. No other species in the entire world deals with guilt. Guilt is a bizarre emotion that makes you feel bad about decisions that you make.

I acknowledge that I have no idea who the hell I am, and I think that's the first step.

You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.

I function because I am on drugs.

Every disposable job makes you partially suicidal. But I've always worked because I need to buy drugs and wigs so I could go out in drag and get wasted!

I never worry about the social backlash against my work because I'm a man in a dress, and somehow American society creates a buffer on how severe things are when you put a man in a dress.

Being booed off stage is just an applause from ghosts!

Quid quo pro - you cant get something from nothing .

I'm extra-good at wanting things. I want things until I feel sort of sick about them. I want enough for two normal people, at least.

I was sixteen, still my mother’s prisoner, the night I became the whale.

It's very unbalanced actually, to be real. Everything's like deserted.

Church is what you do. Church is who you are. Church is the human outworking of the person of Jesus Christ. Let's not go to Church, let's be the Church.

I actually have very girly taste in television. I like a chicky relationship show probably more than anything. I really like 'Project Runway'.

Turn over a new leaf.

the old ploy of the powerful: never refuse when you can confuse. Distraction and delay are always better than obstruction.

Those who go to Heaven ride on a pass and enter into blessings that they never earned, but all who go to hell pay their own way.

I really wanted to be a writer.